Written by Thomas Edwards as part of The Love Concept
“He asked me ‘Why didn’t you follow me?’ And I lied. I should have said because I’m not prepared to sacrifice my pride for you. But I just said ‘Because it was raining’. He said ‘That shouldn’t matter!’ and I said ‘I’m not fucking Bridget Jones!’ He said ‘That was snow!’ I said ‘It doesn’t matter!’”
Guy is drunk, John has left, and Guy hates Katherine Heigl, and every other person who has ever conspired to make a rom-com.
Directed by Tony Casement
Performed by Thomas Richardson
Produced by Bethany Sharp
With grateful thanks to Frequency Theatre’s corporate and individual patrons for supporting The Love Concept.