Written by Judy Upton

Milk is milk, right? And beef is beef… except when its horse, of course. When lactose intolerant Megan starts dating dairy farmer Ricky, their exploration into the properties of milk lead them to some very startling discoveries…

Directed by Matthew Vere

Performed by Emily Dixon (Megan), Ricardo Mussi (Ricky), Judith Rae (Dr Rowland) and Vicki Weitz (Jemima Claridge)

Produced by Bethany Sharp